Someone once accused me of telling him a cock and bull story. Naturally I was rather confused by this, as the story I had told him did not concern neither a cock nor a bull, but a French nun who, according to the papers, ran off and had a sordid affair with an Irish belt maker after they had both been abducted by intoxicated aliens who had gotten lost on their way to an intergalactic party on Pluto, where they were fully expecting to get it on with some spicy Flugelarlians, and were quite anxious to get back on course. Absolutely nothing to do with a cock or a bull. Some people just don't know how to listen.
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