Monday, September 20, 2010

Chip on Shoulder

Someone once told me that he suspected I had a chip on my shoulder.  I checked both of my shoulders very carefully, and found no signs of any chip crumbs, so I told him, "No, but I do have a bag of Dorritos, if you want some."  He looked at me suspiciously, then walked away.  I guess he preferred Lays.


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