Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Someone once told me that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  I pointed out that that isn't necessarily true.  If a heavy wind is blowing, or if the apple tree hangs over a cliff, the apple can fall quite far from the tree.  He stammered at me for several seconds, then stalked away.  I guess he must have failed high school physics...

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