Somebody once told me that she was going to be out of pocket for a while. I looked at her oddly and said she wasn't nearly tiny enough to fit inside anyone's pocket, she'd have to be Stuart Little size for that to work. Unless, of course, it was a giant's pocket, but last I checked there haven't been any proven cases of giants existing, so that makes for a rather moot point anyway. Some people just have no sense of proportion...
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