It's a Small World

Somebody once told me that it's a small world.  I told him that I think his idea of "small" might need some tinkering, as the world's circumference is 24,901 miles, its diameter is 7,926, and it weighs 6,585,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.  Some people just have no sense of proportion.  I can't help wondering if he was possessed by those evil puppets at Disneyland, making a twisted attempt for World Domination...