Saturday, January 8, 2011
Tongue and Cheek
Someone once told me that he was speaking tongue in cheek. I told him that he'd better be careful doing that, because not only could he very potentially end up biting his tongue, but he was also running the risk of attracting a Priest to start throwing Holy Water at him and yelling, "The Power of Christ compels you!" On top of all that, he might be mistaken for a gay porn star and, having bitten his tongue off, he wouldn't be able to correct the case of mistaken identity. Some people don't think things out very well before acting.