You Slay Me

One time, after reading one of my flayed cliches, a friend told me that I slay her.  I told her that I would appreciate it if she didn't spread such vicious, hurtful rumors about me, as I have never killed a living soul in my life (unless you count cockroaches, but I am fairly convinced those monsters are soul-less) and have no intention of slaying her or anyone else.  Some people watch too many horror movies.