Thursday, August 4, 2011
From Soup To Nuts
One time, just before the commencement of a talent show, the organizer of the talent show said to me, "We've got everything imaginable in this show, from soup to nuts." Naturally, I was intrigued to find out what kind of talent soup and nuts would be able to display, so I bought a ticket. Therefore, I was quite disappointed to find that there were not, in fact, any soup OR nuts featured in the contest, just a bunch of bratty kids playing "Heart and Soul" on the piano and doing interpretive dances of "Pokerface." Some people have no scruples when it comes to false advertising.