I apologize for my brother's actions and behavior yesterday. Fortunately, I managed to escape from my imprisonment in a heroic escapade involving a wad of used chewing gum, a bit of straw, and a very tame and friendly three-legged hamster. We shall now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
One time, a friend told me that his sister had fallen apart at the seams after her boyfriend left her. I was troubled by this, because I had seen his sister before and she looked NOTHING like Oogie Boogie. This just goes to show that appearances can be deceiving.