Kram Sheldon, Evil Twin of Mark, here. I've taken over things now, even this silly little bore-blog of my brother's. Things should be more interesting now. Anywho, I guess I should get on with this thing, eh? How does he do this? Oh yeah, he pretends to be a total doofus. Got it. This one time, at Evil Camp, somebody said to me, "Do not an immoral thing for moral reasons." So, by the way I see it, that means as long as I'm doing immoral things for immoral reasons, I'm all set. Awesome.