Friday, July 22, 2011
Fix Your Wagon
One time, after I had thwarted my Evil Twin's latest scheme to take over the South and raise an army of Undead Confederate Soldiers, Kram told me that one day he would fix my wagon. I told him that although that was a generous offer, 1) I didn't own a wagon, B) I generally just take my transportation vehicles to the dealer, and III) even if I did own a wagon and didn't take my vehicles to the dealer, I wouldn't really trust him with fixing this hypothetical wagon, considering his tendency to be vengeful. Some people just don't understand why other people can't trust them.