The other day, a friend called me up to complain about how she hadn't gotten the role she wanted in a local play production. She told me that she was really eating her heart out over it. I told her that although that would be a good source of iron, I really wouldn't recommend doing that as she would cease to live. Apparently she took Sunday's episode of "Game of Thrones" WAY too seriously. Some people have a hard time telling the difference between fiction and reality.