One time, I was moving into a new apartment with a friend. Upon seeing the bathroom, he said that there was no room to swing a cat in there. I was appalled. Not only did he forget that the building had a no-pets policy, but it was rather disturbing that he'd want to bring a cat into the bathroom anyway, and just plain wrong that he'd want to swing it around once he got it in there. The moral of this story is to always learn about someone's fetishes before signing a lease with them.