Somebody once told me I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. As you know, I've taken a lot of bad advice from people in the past, so I decided that, for once, I was not going to fall for their trap. So I phoned up a rich relative and told them that I wanted a horse for my birthday, and upon receipt of said gift, I looked that horse straight in the mouth. And that no-good-son-of-a-mare bit me right on the nose. Apparently some people's advice is worth paying attention to...
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