An Arm And Leg

A contractor once told me that it was going to cost me an arm and a leg to do the work I was requesting.  I was rather disgusted, but I really needed the work done, so I went down to the local cemetery and collected an arm and a leg.  After he had finished vomitting, the contractor threw me out of his office and told me to take my business elsewhere.  I guess maybe he meant a non-human arm and leg, but he really should have been more specific, if that was the case.