Do Not An Immoral Thing for Moral Reasons

Kram Sheldon, Evil Twin of Mark, here.  I've taken over things now, even this silly little bore-blog of my brother's.  Things should be more interesting now.  Anywho, I guess I should get on with this thing, eh?  How does he do this? Oh yeah, he pretends to be a total doofus.  Got it.  This one time, at Evil Camp, somebody said to me, "Do not an immoral thing for moral reasons."  So, by the way I see it, that means as long as I'm doing immoral things for immoral reasons, I'm all set.  Awesome.