On The Fence

Someone once told me that he was on the fence about whether or not the bandicoot is the result of alien genetic experiments on mice and anteaters.  I told him that I wasn't really sure what a fence had to do with all of this - seeing as aliens wouldn't have much use for a fence in their genetic experiments - but warned him to be careful because he could get a splinter and it could get infected and that would be a very unfortunate place to have an infected splinter.  Some people just lack common sense.